In all seriousness, Spotify Premium APK not just removes the official membership requirements but also introduces several high-end music streaming features, such as Unlimited Skips, Offline Playback, and Access to 320kbps Audio Quality.

However, Spotify Premium APK is an illegal alternative to the Original Spotify Premium package, which means neither Spotify nor Google promotes downloading or using this custom-built Spotify Premium MOD APK edition.

On performing grounds, the revolutionized Spotify Custom-Built Edition ensures freemium access to podcasts, lyrics, audiobooks, OSTs, global music charts, and workout music. Further, it allows endless playlist creation, downloading, and sharing across various platforms. 

Another notable trait of Spotify Premium MOD is the integration of a few highly demanding options, such as Spotify Hi-Fi, Spotify Wrapped, and Cross-Platform Compatibility. Indeed, no such features are available in the original app.